The past few days have been brilliantly crazy. I think it all started Friday when myself, Luke, Duncan, Aaron and Mark decided to get smashed on beer and sambukas at the pub. For those of you few that haven't tried it sambukas really retardize your head. seriously, by the end of the night the four of us fell into the road arm in arm whilst me Aaron and Mark were screeching "Bleed American" by Jimmy Eat World at the top of our paryletic voices...Luke ran off possibly because he was embarrassed and proceeded to piss all over somebody's car. By this point I had fallen over, Mark had walked into a lampost and Aaron fell over laughing....anyone think we should be locked up. Then the "I love you you're my best friend" speeches started and

Anyhoo, Kris saw "a bunch of fucking drunks" coming down the road and was about to yell a load of guttermouth abuse at us then he realised it was his niece and her friends....sorry dude. The next day, I remember laughing because Aaron had to staggar home and Mark had to go to work with a killer hangover. Luke and I went to Tom's EXTRME FUCKING BBQ....Let me explain: us morons had a a mini BBQ in the pouring rain on Brannon's skateboard....which slowly burnt to death to Brannon's hooro (we did warn him)....that and I asked Liam to slap Tom with a fish we had actually meant to cook...about six people ended up filming Tom getting slapped twice each time Liam missed and someone eventually felt sorry for the slapped-to-bits-on-Tom's-face fish and put it in a nearby pond...

Oh God that skateboard....Brannon put the mini BBQ on his skateboard to carry it home and it melted through...all I remember is him screaming that it was £120...I actually felt sorry for the poor guy I mean £120 skateboard sabotaged by one of Tom's partys...Liam just rolled about in the dirt and threw chairs about like a madman...Tom made us change our clothes indoors if we were too wet and Liam ended up looking like a hillbilly! Then the cotton-eyed Joe song came on and me and Tim made total pratts out of ourselves as per usual by dancing like idiots in a circle until someone fell down taking everyone with them. My full applause to Bud who never left the kitchen cooking us worthless lot burger hehe :P Thanks Bud xxx